#29: “Twilight”

Over a decade after “Twilight” was a big thing, we decide to see what all the hubbub is about. This episode we’ll cover: bad CGI, prom dresses, stupid vampire hair, and more! Let break this masterpiece of disappointment down!

From Wikipedia: “This film focuses on the development of the relationship between Bella Swan (a teenage girl) and Edward Cullen (a vampire), and the subsequent efforts of Edward and his family to keep Bella safe from a coven of evil vampires.”

CAST

Kristen Stewart as Bella Swan
Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen

DIRECTOR

Catherine Hardwicke

#21: “The Notebook”

Get your tissues ready, we’re reviewing “The Notebook”. With the reputation as a notorious tearjerker, this movie has long been avoided by both of us. But when you get the chance to see two hot movie stars going at it, why not give it a chance? So climb into bed, grab a pint of Chunky Monkey, and let’s…get…sad.
From IMDB: “A poor yet passionate young man falls in love with a rich young woman, giving her a sense of freedom, but they are soon separated because of their social differences.”
Cast:
Ryan Gosling … Noah
Rachel McAdams … Allie
Gena Rowlands … Allie Calhoun
James Garner … Duke
James Marsden … Lon Hammond
Director:

#9: “Fifty Shades Freed”

We finish off the Fifty Shades trilogy. A saga that truly tested our patience. Come join us in laughing at all the unsexy sex scenes, the bad acting, silly plot lines, etc. Mostly, help us close this chapter forever because DAMN.

From IMDB: Anastasia and Christian get married, but Jack Hyde continues to threaten their relationship. Huh. I thought IMDB would have more to say, but even they don’t give a s**t.

Cast:
Dakota Johnson … Anastasia Steele
Jamie Dornan … Christian Grey
Marcia Gay Harden … Mrs. Grey
Eric Johnson … Jack Hyde
Director:

#8: “Fifty Shades Darker”

Why not just do the whole f***ing trilogy? Well we are. Peter is back to help us try to make sense of the second movie in the Fifty Shades Trilogy, “Fifty Shades Darker.” We can guarantee listening to us will be more enjoyable than actually watching this thing.

From IMDB: While Christian wrestles with his inner demons, Anastasia must confront the anger and envy of the women who came before her.

Cast:
Dakota Johnson … Anastasia Steele
Jamie Dornan … Christian Grey
Marcia Gay Harden … Mrs. Grey
Eric Johnson … Jack Hyde
Kim Basinger … Elena Lincoln
Director:

#7: “Fifty Shades of Grey”

Thanks to a fan suggestion and a lack of self-respect, the guys take you to their playroom to review “Fifty Shades of Grey”. This episode is also special because Peter Jennings, a friend of the podcast, is here to help sort through this “movie”.
From IMDB: “Literature student Anastasia Steele’s life changes forever when she meets handsome, yet tormented, billionaire Christian Grey.”
Cast:
Dakota Johnson … Anastasia Steele
Jamie Dornan … Christian Grey
Marcia Gay Harden … Mrs. Grey
Director: