#26: “Sully”

Time to get high in the friendly skies with “Sully”, a film about that guy who landed the plane in the Hudson River. I think. It’s definitely not about that character from “Monsters, Inc.”  Or is it? I have no idea what’s going on.

From IMDB: “The story of Chesley Sullenberger, an American pilot who became a hero after landing his damaged plane on the Hudson River in order to save the flight’s passengers and crew.”

Cast

Tom Hanks as Chesley “Sully” Sullenberger
Aaron Eckhart as Jeff Skiles
Laura Linney as Lorraine Sullenberger
Anna Gunn as Dr. Elizabeth Davis
Holt McCallany as Mike Cleary
Mike O’Malley as Charles Porter

Director

Clint Eastwood

#25: “Hold The Dark”

Snow. Mountains. Wolves. Masks. “Hold The Dark” is the new Netflix original thriller and the guys are going to get to the bottom of all these gorgeously filmed mysteries. Let them break down the plot for you as you sit in your cabin next to the fire with a glass of warm cherry Kool-Aid in your hand.

From IMDB: “After the deaths of three children suspected to be killed by wolves, writer Russell Core is hired by the parents of a missing six-year-old boy to track down and locate their son in the Alaskan wilderness.”

Cast:
Riley Keough … Medora Slone
Jeffrey Wright … Russell Core
Alexander Skarsgård … Vernon Slone

Director:
Jeremy Saulnier

#24: “Gone Girl”

Time to get some Ben Affleck in our lives! Time for a mystery! David Fincher directs this crazy thriller about a man’s wife who goes missing and all the fun stuff that happen when your life is suddenly under a microscope.
From IMDB: “With his wife’s disappearance having become the focus of an intense media circus, a man sees the spotlight turned on him when it’s suspected that he may not be innocent.”
Cast:
Ben Affleck … Nick Dunne
Rosamund Pike … Amy Dunne
Neil Patrick Harris … Desi Collings
Tyler Perry … Tanner Bolt
Carrie Coon … Margo Dunne
Kim Dickens … Detective Rhonda Boney
Emily Ratajkowski … Andie Fitzgerald
Director:

#23: “The Package”

Get ready for a dick choppingly good time! We’re reviewing “The Package”, one of Netflix’s “Late Night Comedies”. Which means lots of d*ck and fart jokes for all. Hooray!
From IMDB: When a group of teenage friends go on a spring break camping trip, an unfortunate accident sets off a race against time to save their friend’s most prized possession.
Cast:
Daniel Doheny … Sean Floyd
Geraldine Viswanathan … Becky Abelar
Sadie Calvano … Sarah
Luke Spencer Roberts … Donnie
Eduardo Franco … Jeremy Abelar
Director:

#22: “Mom and Dad”

Let’s all gather round and watch Nick Cage go full Nick Cage. This wacky movie from one of the dudes who made “Crank” is balls out insanity. But did the guys like it? Why would we tell you here in the description? Also, our friend Luigi Caria is a guest on this episode.

From IMDB: “A teenage girl and her little brother must survive a wild 24 hours during which a mass hysteria of unknown origins causes parents to turn violently on their own kids.”

Cast:
Nicolas Cage … Brent
Selma Blair … Kendall

Director:
Brian Taylor

#21: “The Notebook”

Get your tissues ready, we’re reviewing “The Notebook”. With the reputation as a notorious tearjerker, this movie has long been avoided by both of us. But when you get the chance to see two hot movie stars going at it, why not give it a chance? So climb into bed, grab a pint of Chunky Monkey, and let’s…get…sad.
From IMDB: “A poor yet passionate young man falls in love with a rich young woman, giving her a sense of freedom, but they are soon separated because of their social differences.”
Cast:
Ryan Gosling … Noah
Rachel McAdams … Allie
Gena Rowlands … Allie Calhoun
James Garner … Duke
James Marsden … Lon Hammond
Director:

#20: “2001: A Space Odyssey”

For our celebratory 20th episode, we review “2001: A Space Odyssey” in IMAX and holding hands the whole way. Find out if Stanley Kubrick’s sci-fi classic stands up to the rigorous standards Kevin and Brian.

From IMDB: A space-opera spanning the dawn of man to humanity reaching the stars, 2001: A Space Odyssey tells the story of the Black Monolith, humanity’s evolution and the rise of A.I.’s ultimate supercomputer HAL 9000.

Cast:
Keir Dullea … Dr. Dave Bowman
Gary Lockwood … Dr. Frank Poole
William Sylvester … Dr. Heywood R. Floyd
Douglas Rain … HAL 9000 (voice)

Director:
Stanley Kubrick

#19: “Baywatch”

Someone thought “Hey, let’s give ‘Baywatch’ the old ’21 Jump Street’ style reboot with The Rock. It’s a no-brainer right?” Yeah, we’ll see about that.

From IMDB: Devoted lifeguard Mitch Buchannon butts heads with a brash new recruit, as they uncover a criminal plot that threatens the future of the bay.

Cast:
Dwayne Johnson … Mitch Buchannon
Zac Efron … Matt Brody
Priyanka Chopra … Victoria Leeds
Alexandra Daddario … Summer Quinn

Director:
Seth Gordon

#17: “Christian Mingle: The Movie”

So here we are, reviewing “Christian Mingle: The Movie” because Brian thought it would be fun. We have a special guest on this episode as well: our friend Christine Jennings joins us for some good old fashioned Christian fun! (Not really, we’re going to say a lot of stuff about butts.)

From IMDB: “A marketing executive tries to find Mr. Right on a Christian dating website. When impressing her dream guy ends in disaster, Gwyneth gets in touch with her spiritual side.”

Cast:
Lacey Chabert … Gwyneth Hayden
Jonathan Patrick Moore … Paul Wood

Director:
Corbin Bernsen

#16: “I, Tonya”

If you don’t listen to this review of “I, Tonya”, Kevin and Brian will never figure skate again. Do you want that on your conscious? DO YOU?!

From IMDB: “Competitive ice skater Tonya Harding rises amongst the ranks at the U.S. Figure Skating Championships, but her future in the activity is thrown into doubt when her ex-husband intervenes.”

Cast:
Margot Robbie … Tonya
Sebastian Stan … Jeff
Allison Janney … LaVona

Director:
Craig Gillespie

#15: “Look Who’s Back”

Hitler travels through time to present-day Berlin and does a bunch of Hitler-y stuff. This was a weird one: a film that combines Borat-style interviews with real people, and scripted scenes.

From IMDB: Adolf Hitler wakes up in the 21st century. He quickly gains media attention, but while Germany finds him hilarious and charming, Hitler makes some serious observations about society.

Cast:
Oliver Masucci … Adolf Hitler

Director:
David Wnendt

#14: “The Founder”

Ever thought “man, I wish they’d make a biopic about the founders of McDonald’s starring Batman”? If you answered with “no” then we’re all in the same boat but here’s our review of that movie we didn’t know we wanted. Ba da ba ba bah.
From IMDB: “The story of Ray Kroc, a salesman who turned two brothers’ innovative fast food eatery, McDonald’s, into the biggest restaurant business in the world, with a combination of ambition, persistence, and ruthlessness.”
Cast:
Michael Keaton … Ray Kroc
Nick Offerman … Dick McDonald
John Carroll Lynch … Mac McDonald
Linda Cardellini … Joan Smith
B.J. Novak … Harry J. Sonneborn
Laura Dern … Ethel Kroc
Director: